I was able to wrest sixteen hundred dollars back from the Federal government this afternoon and a thousand back from my State.

Take that you communists!

Thankfully interest rates are so horribly low I can fool myself into believing loaning twenty six hundred dollars out for nothing was a good financial move.

Thankfully I have become quite adept at crafting my own reality because I can barely see “SUCKER” when looking at my forehead in the mirror.

Purple.

The color is purple with pink clouds and blue grass.

And a ray of sunshine in the form of an e-file check hitting my bank account.

Written on February 20th, 2008 , Business, Everyday Life, Politics

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Got this today on one of my workstations at the office.

“has failed catastrophically”

I have never had a catastrophic failure. I was half expecting my eyes to start bleeding.

Is a software application not running really a catastrophe?

What is next – “Your email has not been sent Armageddonly”

Written on January 18th, 2008 , Business, Humor, Work

I just upgraded my iMac to 10.5, and was browsing my Windows network at the office and I noticed these cute little Windows PC Server icons.
Being a savvy network administrator, I thought I noticed something “familiar” with the image on the screen. So I opened the network in “cover flow” and had to laugh.


The screen on the Windows PC’s are all blue screens of death!

HA HA HA HA HA!

See, this is what I love about Apple – not only do they create incredible hardware and software, they have creative people that take the time to add that little extra to make something great.

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Well played Apple – Well played.

Written on December 17th, 2007 , Business, Humor

It is here – the dollar is crashing. Hold on to your wallets people, any savings you have are about to be plundered.

Written on November 9th, 2007 , Business, Politics

I have a small marketing business that I am trying to get off the ground. I never wanted to run my own business growing up. I think part of that stems from first hand experience of working in a family owned small business. The other part is that separating work from home has always been difficult for me. So it comes as a bit of a shock that I am actually growing a business, primarily out of my home. I am not sure how far it will go, but I am having fun marketing myself.

Time to go kill the marketing giant.

Written on October 2nd, 2007 , Business
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